So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
