she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I AM VODKA MAN
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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