Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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