Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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