So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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