do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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