I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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