If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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