I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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