What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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