Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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