So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have so many feelings about this burrito
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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