I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize