At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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