so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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