Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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