in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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