we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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