Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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