like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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