i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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