Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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