Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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