why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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