I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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