Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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