Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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