are you still at the devil's house?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
