What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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