I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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