i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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