thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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