I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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