His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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