We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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