you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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