Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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