So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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