He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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