Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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