garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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