2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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