I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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