They should really pass out barf bags in church
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Randomize
