Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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