i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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