happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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