Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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