don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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