This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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