a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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