some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
areolas are like halos for boobs.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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