Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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