That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
