Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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