i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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