Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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