just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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